This is Great...

From Mike's Message Board. It reminds me slightly of some of that Saturday humor.

Post Subject: I put on my robe and wizard
hat.

Penumbra:
I cast level 3 eroticism.

I cast level 99 penis of infinite.

Do I win?

Mike 'Nova' Tigas:
ROFLMAO!

I SAW THE TITLE AND I KNEW.

InVaDerSko0dge:
I can no longer resisit the pizza. I open the box
and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstatcy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.

I was great. You loved it.

Spaliznad:
What in the......why the.....oh my god....I
don't..... :shock:

Mike 'Nova' Tigas:
My turnips listen for the soft cry of your live.
My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.